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"I like to think of myself as a "Whole-Brained" kind of gal"
Hello Everybody!
Thank you so much for popping by and checking out the site. For those of you that have
found your way here through links from articles I've written making their way around the net,
you can just click here to collect what ever it may be that I've promised you.
For those who haven't had the distinct pleasure of getting to know me personally, I'd like to
take a sec and tell you just who and what I think I am.
The who is easy. My name is Myla Madson, mother of four and "owned" by no one. My age is
certainly none of your business, but if you have to take a guess, I'd advise you to say around
thirty. I was born in the U.S. but please don't hold that against me. I'm as upset and
embarrassed with our current foreign policy as anyone and realize it's not the fault of our
troops but that of our broken government.
As for what I think I am, I like to consider myself a "Jill of all trades", a General Contractor of
sorts, put on this earth to bring together a wealth of useful information and insight from
experts from around the world. I love to write and feel I don't suck at it, so I'm a writer!
I have so many interest and unique experiences to draw from and if what they say is true
about making mistakes ( making mistakes is a necessary part of learning ) well then, perhaps
you may want to call me a bona-fide genius! With that in mind, you'll find a lot of original
content here as well. Much like myself, this site is a current work in progress and grows as I
do.
Anyway, make yourself at home and feel free to poke around a bit. I've broken up the
categories into left brain and right brain thinking because they say that everyone has a
tendency to operate and prefer one way of thinking over the other. No, I don't know who
"they" are but I would imagine it to be someone terribly important.
Love Ya...Myla
Thank you so much for popping by and checking out the site. For those of you that have
found your way here through links from articles I've written making their way around the net,
you can just click here to collect what ever it may be that I've promised you.
For those who haven't had the distinct pleasure of getting to know me personally, I'd like to
take a sec and tell you just who and what I think I am.
The who is easy. My name is Myla Madson, mother of four and "owned" by no one. My age is
certainly none of your business, but if you have to take a guess, I'd advise you to say around
thirty. I was born in the U.S. but please don't hold that against me. I'm as upset and
embarrassed with our current foreign policy as anyone and realize it's not the fault of our
troops but that of our broken government.
As for what I think I am, I like to consider myself a "Jill of all trades", a General Contractor of
sorts, put on this earth to bring together a wealth of useful information and insight from
experts from around the world. I love to write and feel I don't suck at it, so I'm a writer!
I have so many interest and unique experiences to draw from and if what they say is true
about making mistakes ( making mistakes is a necessary part of learning ) well then, perhaps
you may want to call me a bona-fide genius! With that in mind, you'll find a lot of original
content here as well. Much like myself, this site is a current work in progress and grows as I
do.
Anyway, make yourself at home and feel free to poke around a bit. I've broken up the
categories into left brain and right brain thinking because they say that everyone has a
tendency to operate and prefer one way of thinking over the other. No, I don't know who
"they" are but I would imagine it to be someone terribly important.
Love Ya...Myla
Diamond Hunting in the Wal-Mart Parking Lot I tell you, my
oldest daughter is something else. Last summer she would
wake up at the crack of dawn and ride her bike to the mall. It
was only a short distance away and she would ride with friends
so it wasn't so much a safety concern I was...
Bibliophobia: A Fear of Books…Really? My daughter was
sent home from school the other day with a letter from her
teacher stating she had not been doing her homework and
could I look into the matter. When confronted, my daughter
claimed she was suffering from Bibliophobia, or a fear of...
June 20th… I Finally Used My Mother's Day Present
Divorced mothers tend to get gypped on Mother's Day because
dad no longer feels compelled, or more accurately, required to
take the little ones shopping to ensure a proper gift is
purchased for the gal who gives so much of herself to so many...
Roosters and Used Cars... The other night after dinner, my
oldest daughter called for a family meeting... Uh-Oh. These
meetings are happening with alarming frequency as my children
get older and I become, at least in their opinion, much more
difficult to live with....
Betty's Not A Vitamin... At the beginning of this past school
year, I had made an agreement with my oldest daughter that if
she could maintain at least a B average, I would be happy to
pay for her plane ticket to Tampa where she intended to spend
a month of the summer...
Men Play Golf to Get Away From Women...Who Knew? Golf
Clubs, $750.00 - Golf Shoes, $95.00 - Pink Golf Balls, $35.00...
The look on my husbands face when I walked into his country
club to join him for a round of golf Priceless! Golf for women,
Ladies golf female golf? I don't know...
Dear Santa…A Letter My Son Wrote After Christmas Dear
Santa, I know you usually get letters before Christmas and not
after but I just had to write and ask What the heck? I'll preface
my opinion of you with a recap of the preceding year, when
filled with delusion I thought my good...
Unique Hobbies my Ex-Husband Spent a Fortune on...
and How You Can Learn to do Them at a Fraction of the
Cost Ah, men and their manly hobbies. Most are expensive,
time consuming and ultimate relationship killers. Here's just t a
few my ex decide he just had to try Beekeeping... Even though
my ex is deathly allergic to bees, and most other insects for...
Baseball, Cotton Candy And The Public School
System…Oh My Being the passionate and responsible
mother that I am, and one who would never allow public
schooling to stand in the way of my children's education, I find it
necessary on occasion to interject a measure of common sense
and let my kid's play...
10 Things My Children Have To Know Right This Very
Second The other day, after opening my real estate tax bill,
my six year old son asked me why I was crying. Boy was he in
the wrong place at the wrong time! After a fifteen minute
dissertation on unfair taxation, the American Revolution and
the...
What Every Woman Should Know About Football and
Marriage My best friend forever Megan, got married last year.
Believe me, I tried to talk her out of it; Or I at least advised her
to wait awhile longer before taking the plunge. She was in love
though, at least with the idea of marriage. Scott, her...
Why Do Old People Do Everything So Slow? At the risk of
sounding insensitive, I will preface this article by telling you how
much I love and respect my parents, who, unfortunately are
getting old but have forgiven me and given their permission for
my submission of the following tirade:...
How To Make Your Man Happy...Or is That Even
Possible? I've read a number of articles on how a woman
should go about keeping her man happy. Some of these
"expert" tips include being spontaneous, adventurous, hang on
his every word, talking dirty, dressing sexy yada, yada, yada. I'm
assuming for the...
Relationship Advice From My Ex-Husband The Internet is
full of relationship advice. There are more self proclaimed
relationship experts out there than there are couples that are in
need of their help. So, I thought I would shine a different light on
the subject and present you...
How to Make Sure a Woman Rejects You I was going to
write an article called: How to Make a Woman Fall in Love With
You, but it's been done a million times and men don't listen
anyway. Since most men do the opposite of what women tell
them to do, I thought I'd put a list of turn offs...
The Riddle of the Missing Punch Bowl This article was
written when I was still married. I came across it doing a little
spring cleaning. I'm so over the winter and as a proponent to
the Law of Attraction and thinking like it's already so, I thought
I'd visualize warmer weather, sunny...
If You Knew You Were Dying, How Would You Start
Living? The following was spoken during a recent funeral
service held for my very special and very loved Aunt, Darlene.
"When my Aunt unexpectedly passed away just recently, my
daughter remarked how sad it was but how happy she was for
her that she got...
Sit, Stay, Fetch…How to Train Your Man. When I was a
younger woman, not so long ago, I used to train dogs for a
living. I can honestly say that had I applied similar techniques
with the men in my life, perhaps I'd still be married. Stupid of me
really to think there's that much of a...
The Absolute Best Baby Shower Gift Idea Ever…And An
Equally Awesome Business Opportunity! I was invited to my
sister's baby shower recently and in the process, discovered my
next business venturediaper cake making! I had rushed to the
store, the day of the event of course, and bought the customary
bib and pacifier set for baby...
My Son Cheated at Easter…and I Couldn’t Have Been
Prouder! As Easter rapidly approaches, I'm reminded of a time
not so long go when my son took his first steps into becoming a
manHe cheated at Easter. It all started around 5:00 AM that
fateful morning. The "Easter Bunny" had just hidden a basket
full...
Science Versus Religion… An Old Earth Versus a New
Earth, Who’s Right? The large majority of my family
counseling practice revolves around couples attempting to save
their marriages. When I ask them to tell me how old they believe
the earth to be, I'm constantly amazed at the variety of answers
I receive. The...
How I Discovered My House Was Not Hooked Up To The
City Sewer System Come to find out that when you live as far
out in the country as I do, when you flush your toilet, the "stuff"
gets directed out into a big storage tank buried in your yard
somewhere and never actually leaves the property. Really, I'm
not kidding...
How Many Psychiatrists Does it Take to Change a Light
Bulb? Only one…but the light bulb has to really want to
change! A young boy in one of my counseling sessions recently
told me that joke. I laughed until I cried because only a few
month's earlier, that little boy was tearing his family apart
Water and Electricity Don't Mix...Since When? Alright girls,
here's a true story that could happen to any one of us. It could
even happen to a guy for that matter, only it didn't, it happened
to me. I burned our house down. My ex-husband and I, back
when we were first married, had rented a...
My Own Little Fork in the Road I have this thing about
driveways. Not that I have one anymore, not since mine was
stolen right out from under me by the judicial system and the
little gremlin of an attorney my ex-husband hired to represent
him in the divorce. I've recovered...
Why Does Heather Mills Deserve Millions From Paul
McCartney? She doesn't! And today, I'm officially embarrassed
to be a woman and am denouncing my citizenship. How this is
any different than prostitution, I have absolutely no clue. I
realize that Paul McCartney "made out" in this whole deal
financially...
You Want To Put It Where? A few years back, my ex thought
it would be hilarious to dress up as a cigar for Halloween. This
was shortly after the whole Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinski thing
blew up all over the news and he thought people would no
doubt make the connection....
oldest daughter is something else. Last summer she would
wake up at the crack of dawn and ride her bike to the mall. It
was only a short distance away and she would ride with friends
so it wasn't so much a safety concern I was...
Bibliophobia: A Fear of Books…Really? My daughter was
sent home from school the other day with a letter from her
teacher stating she had not been doing her homework and
could I look into the matter. When confronted, my daughter
claimed she was suffering from Bibliophobia, or a fear of...
June 20th… I Finally Used My Mother's Day Present
Divorced mothers tend to get gypped on Mother's Day because
dad no longer feels compelled, or more accurately, required to
take the little ones shopping to ensure a proper gift is
purchased for the gal who gives so much of herself to so many...
Roosters and Used Cars... The other night after dinner, my
oldest daughter called for a family meeting... Uh-Oh. These
meetings are happening with alarming frequency as my children
get older and I become, at least in their opinion, much more
difficult to live with....
Betty's Not A Vitamin... At the beginning of this past school
year, I had made an agreement with my oldest daughter that if
she could maintain at least a B average, I would be happy to
pay for her plane ticket to Tampa where she intended to spend
a month of the summer...
Men Play Golf to Get Away From Women...Who Knew? Golf
Clubs, $750.00 - Golf Shoes, $95.00 - Pink Golf Balls, $35.00...
The look on my husbands face when I walked into his country
club to join him for a round of golf Priceless! Golf for women,
Ladies golf female golf? I don't know...
Dear Santa…A Letter My Son Wrote After Christmas Dear
Santa, I know you usually get letters before Christmas and not
after but I just had to write and ask What the heck? I'll preface
my opinion of you with a recap of the preceding year, when
filled with delusion I thought my good...
Unique Hobbies my Ex-Husband Spent a Fortune on...
and How You Can Learn to do Them at a Fraction of the
Cost Ah, men and their manly hobbies. Most are expensive,
time consuming and ultimate relationship killers. Here's just t a
few my ex decide he just had to try Beekeeping... Even though
my ex is deathly allergic to bees, and most other insects for...
Baseball, Cotton Candy And The Public School
System…Oh My Being the passionate and responsible
mother that I am, and one who would never allow public
schooling to stand in the way of my children's education, I find it
necessary on occasion to interject a measure of common sense
and let my kid's play...
10 Things My Children Have To Know Right This Very
Second The other day, after opening my real estate tax bill,
my six year old son asked me why I was crying. Boy was he in
the wrong place at the wrong time! After a fifteen minute
dissertation on unfair taxation, the American Revolution and
the...
What Every Woman Should Know About Football and
Marriage My best friend forever Megan, got married last year.
Believe me, I tried to talk her out of it; Or I at least advised her
to wait awhile longer before taking the plunge. She was in love
though, at least with the idea of marriage. Scott, her...
Why Do Old People Do Everything So Slow? At the risk of
sounding insensitive, I will preface this article by telling you how
much I love and respect my parents, who, unfortunately are
getting old but have forgiven me and given their permission for
my submission of the following tirade:...
How To Make Your Man Happy...Or is That Even
Possible? I've read a number of articles on how a woman
should go about keeping her man happy. Some of these
"expert" tips include being spontaneous, adventurous, hang on
his every word, talking dirty, dressing sexy yada, yada, yada. I'm
assuming for the...
Relationship Advice From My Ex-Husband The Internet is
full of relationship advice. There are more self proclaimed
relationship experts out there than there are couples that are in
need of their help. So, I thought I would shine a different light on
the subject and present you...
How to Make Sure a Woman Rejects You I was going to
write an article called: How to Make a Woman Fall in Love With
You, but it's been done a million times and men don't listen
anyway. Since most men do the opposite of what women tell
them to do, I thought I'd put a list of turn offs...
The Riddle of the Missing Punch Bowl This article was
written when I was still married. I came across it doing a little
spring cleaning. I'm so over the winter and as a proponent to
the Law of Attraction and thinking like it's already so, I thought
I'd visualize warmer weather, sunny...
If You Knew You Were Dying, How Would You Start
Living? The following was spoken during a recent funeral
service held for my very special and very loved Aunt, Darlene.
"When my Aunt unexpectedly passed away just recently, my
daughter remarked how sad it was but how happy she was for
her that she got...
Sit, Stay, Fetch…How to Train Your Man. When I was a
younger woman, not so long ago, I used to train dogs for a
living. I can honestly say that had I applied similar techniques
with the men in my life, perhaps I'd still be married. Stupid of me
really to think there's that much of a...
The Absolute Best Baby Shower Gift Idea Ever…And An
Equally Awesome Business Opportunity! I was invited to my
sister's baby shower recently and in the process, discovered my
next business venturediaper cake making! I had rushed to the
store, the day of the event of course, and bought the customary
bib and pacifier set for baby...
My Son Cheated at Easter…and I Couldn’t Have Been
Prouder! As Easter rapidly approaches, I'm reminded of a time
not so long go when my son took his first steps into becoming a
manHe cheated at Easter. It all started around 5:00 AM that
fateful morning. The "Easter Bunny" had just hidden a basket
full...
Science Versus Religion… An Old Earth Versus a New
Earth, Who’s Right? The large majority of my family
counseling practice revolves around couples attempting to save
their marriages. When I ask them to tell me how old they believe
the earth to be, I'm constantly amazed at the variety of answers
I receive. The...
How I Discovered My House Was Not Hooked Up To The
City Sewer System Come to find out that when you live as far
out in the country as I do, when you flush your toilet, the "stuff"
gets directed out into a big storage tank buried in your yard
somewhere and never actually leaves the property. Really, I'm
not kidding...
How Many Psychiatrists Does it Take to Change a Light
Bulb? Only one…but the light bulb has to really want to
change! A young boy in one of my counseling sessions recently
told me that joke. I laughed until I cried because only a few
month's earlier, that little boy was tearing his family apart
Water and Electricity Don't Mix...Since When? Alright girls,
here's a true story that could happen to any one of us. It could
even happen to a guy for that matter, only it didn't, it happened
to me. I burned our house down. My ex-husband and I, back
when we were first married, had rented a...
My Own Little Fork in the Road I have this thing about
driveways. Not that I have one anymore, not since mine was
stolen right out from under me by the judicial system and the
little gremlin of an attorney my ex-husband hired to represent
him in the divorce. I've recovered...
Why Does Heather Mills Deserve Millions From Paul
McCartney? She doesn't! And today, I'm officially embarrassed
to be a woman and am denouncing my citizenship. How this is
any different than prostitution, I have absolutely no clue. I
realize that Paul McCartney "made out" in this whole deal
financially...
You Want To Put It Where? A few years back, my ex thought
it would be hilarious to dress up as a cigar for Halloween. This
was shortly after the whole Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinski thing
blew up all over the news and he thought people would no
doubt make the connection....
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the online magazine SearchWarp where my articles are
archived. I do this for two reasons, one to save
bandwidth and secondly, I love it there. Such a great
community of writers and a wonderful staff!! Make sure
you click back to me when your done reading though!!
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